Slacker.

The other night, my flatmate was telling me about the time he had a colonic, and his body divested itself of a whole and intact red crayon

“Wow,” I said. “That had been there since you were a kid?”

He thought about this for a minute. “Maybe. Who can tell?”

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This is the same night the dog ate a bowl of jalapeno corn chips for dinner.

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It is a sad truth that when life is busy and exciting enough to blog about, it’s too busy and exciting to blog. Back soon, internet buds. Back soon.